(All joking aside – please be careful today if you have to be out in this. Slow down. Give yourself lots of room. Clear off your car and keep your headlights on. Be safe. For a full list of closures and cancellations check Sarnia News Today)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Love Letter to Snowstorms (Unfortunately)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Oh good, it\u2019s snowing. What a treat, The wind shows up to yell at trees, The driveway\u2019s buried, thick and deep, The roads are slick, the sidewalks lie, And don\u2019t forget that special sound: But hey, it\u2019s \u201cpretty,\u201d so they say\u2014 Snowstorm, you chaotic frozen clown\u2026
My favorite time to lose my feet.
The sky\u2019s like, \u201cHey! You had a plan?\u201d
And winter\u2019s like, \u201cNot anymore, man.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And slap my face with icy peas.
My car\u2019s now wearing a frosty hat\u2014
Cool. Love that for it. Stunning, nat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I\u2019ll just shovel till I weep.
A workout? Sure. A \u201cwinter glow\u201d?
Yeah\u2026 it\u2019s sweat, and tears, and mild despair, though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And everyone forgets how to drive.
One inch falls and people scream,
Like snow\u2019s a horror movie theme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The plow goes RRRRR<\/em> right by your house
At 4 a.m. like, \u201cRise and shine!\u201d
Then dumps a mountain. Super kind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I crawl home in grim ballet.
So here\u2019s to storms that flex and prance,
Turning simple errands into tragic romance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please kindly melt.
Sincerely,
Everyone in town. \u2603\ufe0f\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"(All joking aside – please be careful today if you have to be out in this. Slow down. Give yourself lots of room. Clear off your car and keep your headlights on. Be safe. For a full list of closures and cancellations check Sarnia News Today) A Love Letter to Snowstorms (Unfortunately) Oh good, it\u2019s","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":17129,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-afternoons"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-14 18:41:50","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/foxfm.com\/blogs\/afternoons\/2026\/01\/dear-snow-a-poem-from-chat-gpt\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36041"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36044,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36041\/revisions\/36044"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}