{"id":7635,"date":"2020-02-06T14:00:08","date_gmt":"2020-02-06T19:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/?p=7635"},"modified":"2020-02-06T14:23:20","modified_gmt":"2020-02-06T19:23:20","slug":"im-the-one-who-googles-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/blogs\/afternoons\/2020\/02\/im-the-one-who-googles-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m The One Who Googles Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a discussion with someone recently about just how little I know how to do for myself.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a fashion girl.\u00a0 AT all.\u00a0 \u00a0So when it comes to wearing certain &#8220;looks&#8221;, sometimes, this girl needs some help.<\/p>\n<p>Like wearing a scarf.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 I look at women who just seem to &#8220;know&#8221; what to do.\u00a0 They flip it, twirl it, drape it. They just KNOW.<\/p>\n<p>I know nothing.\u00a0 Just call me Jon Snow. (Game of Thrones fans will get it &#8211; smile)<\/p>\n<p>So I Google it.\u00a0 It helps.\u00a0 I still feel awkward and like some sort of scarf wearing imposter.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday my daughter decided she wants to eat pineapple and could I buy one.\u00a0 Um, sure.\u00a0 Easy.\u00a0 Done. Pretending I&#8217;m the mom that knows how to do that and what to do with it when I do.<\/p>\n<p>So I did.\u00a0 I bought a pineapple.\u00a0 Which isn&#8217;t a normal occurrence in our house.\u00a0 My husband stared at it,\u00a0 &#8220;What&#8217;s that?\u00a0 Why do we have a pineapple in the house?&#8221;\u00a0like it was out of place and suspicious.\u00a0 And I laughed, because I agreed. It made no sense.<\/p>\n<p>So we have it. A pineapple. In our house. On the counter.<\/p>\n<p>Now what?<\/p>\n<p>How does one cut a pineapple?<\/p>\n<p>Google to the rescue.<\/p>\n<p>So tonight, I will attempt to cut the pineapple.\u00a0 And save a few chunks for the homemade pizza we&#8217;re having for dinner.\u00a0 Because I&#8217;m one of those monsters who loves pineapple on her pizza.<\/p>\n<p>Wish me luck.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-shortcode embed-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"610\" height=\"355\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IH7nfHbfHBY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I had a discussion with someone recently about just how little I know how to do for myself. I&#8217;m not a fashion girl.\u00a0 AT all.\u00a0 \u00a0So when it comes to wearing certain &#8220;looks&#8221;, sometimes, this girl needs some help. Like wearing a scarf.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 I look at women who just seem to &#8220;know&#8221; what to","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":7644,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[3959,3957,406,3960,3956,3958,1378],"class_list":["post-7635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-afternoons","tag-blog","tag-fashion","tag-google","tag-how-to","tag-how-to-cut-a-pineapple","tag-how-to-wear-a-scarf","tag-mom"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-15 16:36:16","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/foxfm.com\/blogs\/afternoons\/2020\/02\/im-the-one-who-googles-everything\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7635"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7637,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7635\/revisions\/7637"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/cfgxfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}