{"id":1110,"date":"2019-02-08T14:00:59","date_gmt":"2019-02-08T19:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/?p=1110"},"modified":"2019-02-12T14:47:58","modified_gmt":"2019-02-12T19:47:58","slug":"pet-sematary-not-the-ankle-not-the-ankle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/blogs\/afternoons\/2019\/02\/pet-sematary-not-the-ankle-not-the-ankle\/","title":{"rendered":"Pet Sematary: Not The Ankle.. Not The Ankle!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this is me during the Pet Sematary trailer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No no no.. don&#8217;t do it..<br \/>\nNot again! NOT THE ANKLE&#8230;.<br \/>\nDON&#8217;T CUT THE ANKLE<br \/>\n&lt;achilles tendon slash w\/ scalpel from under the bed&gt;<br \/>\nEEEAAAAGGGHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO&#8230;<br \/>\nI said NOT THE ANKLE!!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-shortcode embed-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"610\" height=\"355\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zK0LNzU2TQI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Seriously &#8211; that one shot &#8211; even in the original Pet Sematary movie, was enough to curl my toes<br \/>\nand make me unable to sit on the edge of the bed with my feet over the side.<br \/>\nDamn it Stephen King.. DAMN IT!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"So this is me during the Pet Sematary trailer&#8230; No no no.. don&#8217;t do it.. Not again! NOT THE ANKLE&#8230;. DON&#8217;T CUT THE ANKLE &lt;achilles tendon slash w\/ scalpel from under the bed&gt; EEEAAAAGGGHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO&#8230; I said NOT THE ANKLE!!! Seriously &#8211; that one shot &#8211; even in the original Pet Sematary movie, was enough","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":1114,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"No","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-afternoons"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-12 19:46:33","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/sarnia.coolradio.ca\/blogs\/afternoons\/2019\/02\/pet-sematary-not-the-ankle-not-the-ankle\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1111,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions\/1111"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}