{"id":2979,"date":"2019-06-10T16:17:31","date_gmt":"2019-06-10T20:17:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/?p=2979"},"modified":"2019-06-10T16:19:09","modified_gmt":"2019-06-10T20:19:09","slug":"interrogation-cupcake-theft-101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/blogs\/afternoons\/2019\/06\/interrogation-cupcake-theft-101\/","title":{"rendered":"Interrogation: Cupcake Theft 101"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did You Eat a Cupcake? &#8230;..&#8221;No&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This video has gone viral.<br \/>\n&#8220;Boy insists he didn&#8217;t get into the cupcakes&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got to admit, that kid knows how to stick to his story!<br \/>\nWhat a great day and age we live in, where the evidence can be documented<br \/>\nclear, and blue as day! Guaranteed this little guy is gonna have that video<br \/>\nshown at his future wedding someday.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of frosting, my brother and I once got into a can of frosting up at the cottage,<br \/>\nat the age of 8 and 10 respectively. It started with a spoonful, and then, well, it was a new<br \/>\ncan of frosting, so that evidence couldn&#8217;t remain.. and so we finished the whole thing.<br \/>\nAnd then, realized, with horror, that everyone at the beach would be wondering what was<br \/>\ntaking us so long, and not only that, but an empty tub of frosting in the trash-bin was<br \/>\nanother piece of evidence unto itself, so we took the container INTO THE WOODS and<br \/>\nBURIED IT IN THE FOREST behind the outhouse. Because, criminal minds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Son, have you seen a can of frosting anywhere?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Huh? No.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well I \u00a0bought it yesterday for (cousin&#8217;s) birthday&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh&#8230;. uh nope.&#8221;<br \/>\n(2 minutes of interrogation later)<br \/>\n&#8220;Well I think I saw our Aunt Joan with it, she was dipping cookies in it&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Your Aunt Joan?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;yes&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Your DIABETIC Aunt Joan?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;yes&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Deny, deny deny.<br \/>\nIt only took 20 years until we finally confessed to Dad over some beers one day.<br \/>\nI have a feeling this little guy saw the video and the evidence on his face no<br \/>\nmore than 20 seconds\u00a0 after the video was made..<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-shortcode embed-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"620\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/h8wVitdTRcQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Did You Eat a Cupcake? &#8230;..&#8221;No&#8230;&#8221; This video has gone viral. &#8220;Boy insists he didn&#8217;t get into the cupcakes&#8230;&#8221; You&#8217;ve got to admit, that kid knows how to stick to his story! What a great day and age we live in, where the evidence can be documented clear, and blue as day! Guaranteed this little","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":2981,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-afternoons"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-13 00:14:59","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/sarnia.coolradio.ca\/blogs\/afternoons\/2019\/06\/interrogation-cupcake-theft-101\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2979"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2983,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2979\/revisions\/2983"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}