{"id":3308,"date":"2019-06-25T14:01:54","date_gmt":"2019-06-25T18:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/?p=3308"},"modified":"2019-06-25T10:46:32","modified_gmt":"2019-06-25T14:46:32","slug":"where-it-knows-your-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/blogs\/afternoons\/2019\/06\/where-it-knows-your-name\/","title":{"rendered":"Where IT Knows Your Name&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Internet,<br \/>\nThank you kindly for the nightmares.<br \/>\nI wasn&#8217;t planning on catching up on my much needed sleep anytime soon.<br \/>\nSincerely,<br \/>\nMatthew Danger McNeill.<\/p>\n<p>In case you haven&#8217;t yet discovered the joy of sleeping with one eye open, gripping the pillow tight,<br \/>\nsome mad genius inserted Pennywise the Clown from Stephen King&#8217;s IT into the opening<br \/>\nframes of every tableau in the intro to Cheers..<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Anyway- Here\u2019s the opening to Cheers but with Pennywise the Clown hidden in every photograph. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FjCrv2PJCg\">pic.twitter.com\/FjCrv2PJCg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/McJesse\/status\/1142184244845768704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And of course, somebody else immediately chipped in with an equally disturbing version of<br \/>\nthe intro-theme, but with the opening piano riff repeated and dropped a full octave each time.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-shortcode embed-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"610\" height=\"355\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hiJ2SRgN9Zs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Played together with the IT on mute, it is rumored to possibly open some kind of\u00a0 terrible and evil rift in<br \/>\nspace\/time or\u00a0 a gateway to the demon Gozer\u00a0&#8230; or something awful this way would come.\u00a0 Legend has it.<br \/>\nBut if you wanna play both together, it&#8217;s a free country and I won&#8217;t stop you.<\/p>\n<p>Just give me a 10 minute head start first so that I can make like Iron Maiden and run to the hills,<br \/>\nthanks a bunch!\u00a0 Good luck w\/ the gateway to evil and stuff!\u00a0 Tell me how it goes, k?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Dear Internet, Thank you kindly for the nightmares. I wasn&#8217;t planning on catching up on my much needed sleep anytime soon. Sincerely, Matthew Danger McNeill. In case you haven&#8217;t yet discovered the joy of sleeping with one eye open, gripping the pillow tight, some mad genius inserted Pennywise the Clown from Stephen King&#8217;s IT into","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":3322,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"No","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-afternoons"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-12 22:22:41","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/sarnia.coolradio.ca\/blogs\/afternoons\/2019\/06\/where-it-knows-your-name\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3309,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308\/revisions\/3309"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}