{"id":4331,"date":"2019-09-12T11:21:01","date_gmt":"2019-09-12T15:21:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/?p=4331"},"modified":"2019-09-12T11:21:01","modified_gmt":"2019-09-12T15:21:01","slug":"roof-of-the-car-my-own-little-parade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/blogs\/afternoons\/2019\/09\/roof-of-the-car-my-own-little-parade\/","title":{"rendered":"Roof Of The Car = &#8220;My Own Little Parade&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Did u hear about the\u00a0 <\/b><b>\u00a0guy in Tennessee &#8212; got arrested for riding on the roof of his car while his wife drove.\u00a0 He said he was,\u00a0<\/b><b>&#8220;riding in . . . my own little parade.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Just sitting on top of the moving car, blowing kisses at passing drivers and appearing to do pull-ups while on top of a moving car\u00a0 \u00a0 and by moving.. I mean over 100 kilometers an hour.\u00a0<\/b><b>What kind of parade lets you do\u00a0 a buck 20? No parade around here.. Or in Tennessee\u2026.\u00a0 \u201c<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cIt was a birthday party and a celebration. I was riding in a parade. My own little parade,\u201d the guy told his local tv reporter after posting bail. Who even needs a lawyer with that defence? Not this guy!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I say he should go for the &#8220;But I saw it in the movie TeenWolf&#8221; defense &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Check out the obligatory news link and video <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsmv.com\/news\/davidson_county\/man-driver-charged-after-joy-ride-on-i\/article_48dd7560-d44e-11e9-b47c-234f6c76c922.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>HERE<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Did u hear about the\u00a0 \u00a0guy in Tennessee &#8212; got arrested for riding on the roof of his car while his wife drove.\u00a0 He said he was,\u00a0&#8220;riding in . . . my own little parade. Just sitting on top of the moving car, blowing kisses at passing drivers and appearing to do pull-ups while on","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":4332,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-afternoons"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-12 22:22:25","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/sarnia.coolradio.ca\/blogs\/afternoons\/2019\/09\/roof-of-the-car-my-own-little-parade\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4333,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4331\/revisions\/4333"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}