{"id":6337,"date":"2020-02-26T11:24:56","date_gmt":"2020-02-26T16:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/?p=6337"},"modified":"2020-02-26T11:24:56","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T16:24:56","slug":"petting-zoo-robbery-must-pet-the-llama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/blogs\/afternoons\/2020\/02\/petting-zoo-robbery-must-pet-the-llama\/","title":{"rendered":"Petting Zoo Robbery = Must Pet The Llama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re going to rob\u00a0 a petting zoo in the middle of the night,<br \/>\napparently it doesn&#8217;t matter who you are, or how many heavy power tools<br \/>\nyou are carrying &#8211; you gotta set your loot down, and stop to pet the Llama.<br \/>\nThis will often result in a side-mission to find carrots, so you can feed the Llama,<br \/>\nbut this is to be expected.\u00a0 Llamas can be very persuasive&#8230;<br \/>\nAs you can see, with all the surveillance footage goodness <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/uk-wales-51606802?ns_linkname=wales&amp;ns_mchannel=social\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>HERE<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And since we&#8217;re talking about Llamas &#8211; this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jJOwdrTA8Gw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>YouTube Series\u00a0<\/strong><\/a>is probably one of the<br \/>\nmany reasons why\u00a0your kids\u00a0find Llamas so&#8230;.interesting..<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-shortcode embed-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"610\" height=\"355\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kZUPCB9533Y\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>or why they might need therapy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"If you&#8217;re going to rob\u00a0 a petting zoo in the middle of the night, apparently it doesn&#8217;t matter who you are, or how many heavy power tools you are carrying &#8211; you gotta set your loot down, and stop to pet the Llama. This will often result in a side-mission to find carrots, so you","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":6339,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-afternoons"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-12 19:03:06","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/sarnia.coolradio.ca\/blogs\/afternoons\/2020\/02\/petting-zoo-robbery-must-pet-the-llama\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6337"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6338,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6337\/revisions\/6338"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chksfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}