If there is ONE way to get out of a speeding ticket it’s this:
\nDon’t speed.<\/p>\n
Brilliant isn’t it? That’ll be on the finals test of my new remedial driving course
\nthat I’m planning on launching. \u00a0That and “How do you navigate a 4 way stop?”
\nA: “It’s in your Driver’s Ed Book. (only $79.99).<\/p>\n
In all seriousness though, we’ve been getting some creative calls this week
\non how many of us think we have the George Costanza gift of gab when it comes to
\nweasling out of traffic stops (The sea was angry that day, officer, like an old man trying to send
\nback soup in a deli…) – and roaring away triumphantly with nary a demerit point on our
\nspotless licence. \u00a0But the reality is, when you get pulled over, it’s for a reason.<\/p>\n
Listen, learn and be polite to the officer standing in the pouring rain, reminding you that
\nyour car is a 1 ton steel projectile, equally capable of life crushing mayhem as it is a
\nrocking boom box.<\/p>\n
Drive safely my friends!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"If there is ONE way to get out of a speeding ticket it’s this: Don’t speed. Brilliant isn’t it? That’ll be on the finals test of my new remedial driving course that I’m planning on launching. \u00a0That and “How do you navigate a 4 way stop?” A: “It’s in your Driver’s Ed Book. (only $79.99).","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":16926,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[3926],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-morning-show"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-27 23:13:10","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/chok.com\/blogs\/morning-show\/2021\/11\/speed-freaks-and-fast-talkers\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16925"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16928,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16925\/revisions\/16928"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}