{"id":5662,"date":"2019-10-11T09:57:24","date_gmt":"2019-10-11T13:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/?p=5662"},"modified":"2019-10-11T09:57:24","modified_gmt":"2019-10-11T13:57:24","slug":"3-tips-for-surviving-hosting-your-first-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chokfm\/blogs\/mornings\/2019\/10\/3-tips-for-surviving-hosting-your-first-thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"3 Tips For Surviving Hosting Your First Thanksgiving!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center\"><b>If this is your first year hosting thanksgiving for your family I have a few tips for you that might help you survive it.<\/b><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5663\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.googleapis.com\/bri-web-app-wordpress\/2019\/10\/e3f88f68-thanksgiving-memes-new-20191.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b>tip 1\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b>Measure your oven to make sure the roasting pan and turkey will fit.<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b>I had an apartment sized stove and the roasting pan for the turkey I had only fits in the oven if i mangle it a little&#8230;.. So I used\u00a0some duct\u00a0tape to keep the door closed long enough to cook the bird!\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5664\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.googleapis.com\/bri-web-app-wordpress\/2019\/10\/c3c91fc9-thanksgiving-memes-new-20193.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b>tip 2\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b>Buy extra desserts<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b>\u00a0I picked up a pecan pie a few days before dinner and every time I walked buy it I could hear it calling to me&#8230;. eat me , eat me &#8230;.and since I have no willpower I dug in and had to make an extra trip to the store to buy a new pie.\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5669\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.googleapis.com\/bri-web-app-wordpress\/2019\/10\/762f28c2-side-dish-wine-drinking-funny-ecard-ypp.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b>tip 3 :<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b>\u00a0Lastly buy extra wine and budget for emergencies<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b>If all fails and the turkey does not work out make sure you have the number of a pizza place handy and keep the wine flowing until the delivery guy shows up\u2026..<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5667\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.googleapis.com\/bri-web-app-wordpress\/2019\/10\/ffa34403-thumb_all-right-wheres-that-turkey-joey-those-are-my-maternity-52793446.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center\"><b>Happy thanksgiving!<\/b><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5665 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.googleapis.com\/bri-web-app-wordpress\/2019\/10\/8cb5a52b-funny-thanksgiving-memes-vegetarians-vegans-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"If this is your first year hosting thanksgiving for your family I have a few tips for you that might help you survive it. tip 1\u00a0 Measure your oven to make sure the roasting pan and turkey will fit. 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