{"id":14246,"date":"2023-08-21T08:43:31","date_gmt":"2023-08-21T12:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/?p=14246"},"modified":"2023-08-22T09:20:11","modified_gmt":"2023-08-22T13:20:11","slug":"14246","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/blogs\/mornings\/2023\/08\/14246\/","title":{"rendered":"Jay &amp; Tori&#8217;s BANNED Facebook Posts &#8211; August 21st, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First of all, we want to congratulate <strong>Laurie<\/strong>, who&#8217;s taking her mom to see Dirty Dancing Live!\u00a0 Would you have known the answer to this one?<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Oh, come on, ladies.\u00a0God wouldn&#8217;t have given you maracas if he didn&#8217;t want you to_____&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"900\" height=\"400\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?visual=true&#038;url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F1597695588&#038;show_artwork=true&#038;maxheight=1000&#038;maxwidth=900\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We also want to send our condolences to<strong> Peppa Pig<\/strong>.\u00a0 More accurately, this <strong>Peppa Pig Pi\u00f1ata<\/strong>\u00a0 (*or <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Pig<\/span>\u00f1ata if you prefer).<\/p>\n<p>The kids at my daughter&#8217;s 4th birthday party chose their love of candy over their allegiance to Peppa and beat the living hell out of this thing.\u00a0 One girl even took the head home as a trophy.\u00a0 It got a little <strong>Lord of the Flies<\/strong>, except in this version the parents were cheering on the chaos.\u00a0 Bottom line&#8230; &#8230; next year get TWO pig\u00f1atas because the parents were a little jealous.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s the before and after. WARNING:\u00a0 graphic photos ahead.<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"695\" height=\"484\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-14247\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/08\/1ffb6980-pep2-695x484.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/08\/1ffb6980-pep2-695x484.jpg 695w, https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/08\/1ffb6980-pep2-768x534.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\nTori wants you to join her <strong>MASSIVE WATER BOTTLE CLUB<\/strong>.\u00a0 My wife is already a member.\u00a0 Do you carry a comically oversized water bottle around with you?\u00a0 You&#8217;re in the club.\u00a0 Tentative names include:\u00a0 <em>Hydrated Honeys<\/em>, <em>Gallon Gals<\/em>, and <em>Bottle Babes<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"209\" height=\"507\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14258\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/08\/e723954f-tori1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And finally, you tell us which is the worst.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s say you&#8217;ve got a magic wand and you can rid your world of <strong>MOSQUITOS<\/strong> or <strong>WASPS<\/strong> for the rest of summer.\u00a0 Which of these is gone.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Have a good one!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"900\" height=\"506\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2aiVI2zBW3g?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen title=\"Lord of the Flies (9\/11) Movie CLIP - Conquering the &quot;Monster&quot; (1990) HD\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"First of all, we want to congratulate Laurie, who&#8217;s taking her mom to see Dirty Dancing Live!\u00a0 Would you have known the answer to this one? &#8220;Oh, come on, ladies.\u00a0God wouldn&#8217;t have given you maracas if he didn&#8217;t want you to_____&#8221; &nbsp; We also want to send our condolences to Peppa Pig.\u00a0 More accurately, this","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":14248,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mornings"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-21 23:32:36","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/mix967.ca\/blogs\/mornings\/2023\/08\/14246\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/53"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14246"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14397,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14246\/revisions\/14397"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}