{"id":14523,"date":"2023-09-05T07:46:32","date_gmt":"2023-09-05T11:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/?p=14523"},"modified":"2023-09-06T07:46:11","modified_gmt":"2023-09-06T11:46:11","slug":"jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-5-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/blogs\/mornings\/2023\/09\/jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-5-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Jay &amp; Tori&#8217;s BANNED Facebook Posts &#8211; Sept 5, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome back!!\u00a0 An especially warm welcome to any of our <strong>teacher friends<\/strong> who are seeing the morning sun for the first time in two months.\u00a0 (I always pictured my teachers going on a big 60 day bender, the school air replaced by a haze of marijuana smoke and whiskey bottles, barely finding the time to shave or shower, picking fights in the streets with people who are wearing their pants too low or chewing gum&#8230; &#8230; or maybe that was just my mom. )<\/p>\n<p>This morning we told you about our favourite new disgruntled employee.\u00a0 <strong>Emily<\/strong> started a new job that she was really excited for&#8230; until they told her to ditch the pink hair.<\/p>\n<p>First of all, her hair is gorgeous.\u00a0 Second&#8230;.. who cares what colour your hair is??\u00a0 Does black-haired employee work harder than a pink-haired employee?\u00a0 What if she had NO hair?\u00a0 We applaud you, Emily.\u00a0 We&#8217;re sending you a wig.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"695\" height=\"340\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-14525\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/pinkhair3-695x340.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/pinkhair3-695x340.jpg 695w, https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/pinkhair3-768x376.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/pinkhair3.jpg 981w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(photos from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@emuhleeebee?referer_url=nypost.com%2F2023%2F09%2F02%2Fmillennial-wears-terrible-wigs-due-to-new-employers-dress-code%2F&amp;refer=embed&amp;embed_source=121355059%2C121351166%2C121331973%2C120811592%2C120810756%3Bnull%3Bembed_masking&amp;referer_video_id=7268769279083040046\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">emuhleeebee\/TikTok<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>And a huge CONGRATS to our latest<strong> Friends With Benefits<\/strong> winners!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"soundcloud-shortcode embed-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"soundcloud-shortcode\" width=\"100%\" height=\"166\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/blackburn-radio-windsor\/friends-with-benefits-winners-1-alicia-and-brenlee?si=73bfcbdeb5ca441b843b41e3327407ac&amp;utm_source=clipboard&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing&color=ff5500&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Your next chance to win is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><strong>THIS FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 8th<\/strong><\/span>.\u00a0 If you&#8217;d like to be this happy in a few days, enter <a href=\"https:\/\/mix967.ca\/contests\/2023\/08\/friends-with-benefits-2023\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a> and make sure you&#8217;re tuned in at 7:50am!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Welcome back!!\u00a0 An especially warm welcome to any of our teacher friends who are seeing the morning sun for the first time in two months.\u00a0 (I always pictured my teachers going on a big 60 day bender, the school air replaced by a haze of marijuana smoke and whiskey bottles, barely finding the time to","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":14525,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mornings"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-24 08:31:55","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/mix967.ca\/blogs\/mornings\/2023\/09\/jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-5-2023\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/53"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14523"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14545,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14523\/revisions\/14545"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}