{"id":14550,"date":"2023-09-07T07:37:55","date_gmt":"2023-09-07T11:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/?p=14550"},"modified":"2023-09-08T05:37:31","modified_gmt":"2023-09-08T09:37:31","slug":"jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-7-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/blogs\/mornings\/2023\/09\/jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-7-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Jay &amp; Tori&#8217;s BANNED Facebook Posts &#8211; Sept 7, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Today&#8217;s show is brought to you by the letters\u00a0<\/span><b>\u2018H\u2019 <\/b>and the letter <b>&#8216;T&#8217;&#8230;<\/b> because we learned today that <strong>Devonshire Mall<\/strong> will be getting a <strong>Hot Topic<\/strong>!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never heard of this place but Tori is excited, they say they&#8217;re a chain that&#8217;s\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0<em>&#8216;aimed towards those interested in rock music and video games&#8217;.<\/em>\u00a0 Well, I&#8217;m sold.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I want to say a big hello to all of our local, soaking wet <strong>Smashing Pumpkins<\/strong> fans!\u00a0 Just before Billy Corgan was about to wrap up an epic set at Pine Knob, the rain started.\u00a0 We didn&#8217;t get to hear 1979 or Zero but at least they got to this one before things were shut down:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 900px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-14550-1\" width=\"900\" height=\"506\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/pu.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/pu.mp4\">https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/pu.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>Have you seen a lot of <strong>dragonflies<\/strong> lately or are they all just hanging out at Tori&#8217;s:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Tori has a question:<br \/>Can ANYONE tell me what is going on here? Those flying things are DRAGONFLIES. <\/p>\n<p>Why was there dozens swarming around our backyard? Is this a sign?? Or the end of the world??? ?<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/YQG?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#YQG<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3JG6csakYF\">pic.twitter.com\/3JG6csakYF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; MIX 96.7 (@themix967) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/themix967\/status\/1699735776194372090?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 7, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; what do you think about Windsor switching to <strong>BI-WEEKLY GARBAGE PICK-UP<\/strong>.\u00a0 City council voted unanimously to make that happen starting in 2025.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s an artists&#8217; representation of how that might go down.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"695\" height=\"465\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-14551\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/5ed2789f-trash-695x465.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/5ed2789f-trash-695x465.jpg 695w, https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/5ed2789f-trash.jpg 728w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and as promised here&#8217;s the latest data concerning your favourite beer and how it&#8217;s affected by your zodiac sign, according to totally reputable new source (<em>checks notes<\/em>) &#8230; the New York Post:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aries:\u00a0 Modelo.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because you&#8217;re not afraid of a fight, and Modelo partners with the UFC on the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.modelousa.com\/pages\/fighting-chance\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Fighting Chance Project<\/a>\u00a0that revitalizes gyms.\u00a0\u00a0<strong>(???)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Taurus:\u00a0 Miller High Life.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because you &#8220;love a good time and a fine bargain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gemini:\u00a0 Budweiser.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because of some nonsense about Geminis being good liars, and Budweiser being good at marketing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cancer:\u00a0 Blue Moon.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because cancers are &#8220;ruled by the moon.&#8221;\u00a0 And because cancers are nostalgic . . . baseball is nostalgic . . . and Blue Moon\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bluemoonbrewingcompany.com\/en-US\/story\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">was<\/a>\u00a0the brainchild of a place called Sandlot Brewery at Coors Field in Denver.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Leo:\u00a0 Corona.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because it&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;crown,&#8221; and Leo is the sign of royalty.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Virgo:\u00a0 Michelob Ultra.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because Virgos are health-conscious.\u00a0 And Michelob Ultra is so watered down, it&#8217;s sometimes called the &#8220;Gatorade of beers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Libra:\u00a0 Pabst Blue Ribbon.<\/strong>\u00a0 Libras love fairness and equality, and PBR is loved by everyone from factory workers to hipsters.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scorpio:\u00a0 Guinness.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because Scorpios are mysterious, and Guinness has been very tight-lipped when it comes to their trade secrets.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sagittarius:\u00a0 Sapporo.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because you&#8217;re adventurous, and so was the guy who created it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Capricorn:\u00a0 Yuengling.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because you&#8217;re determined, and so was Yuengling when they stayed afloat in Prohibition by making &#8220;near beer&#8221; with basically no alcohol.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aquarius:\u00a0 Stella Artois.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because the tarot card for Aquarius is the &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/metropolitangirls.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/17-TheStar.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Star<\/a>&#8221; card, and &#8220;Stella&#8221; means &#8220;star&#8221; in Latin.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pisces:\u00a0 Heineken.<\/strong>\u00a0 Because you like pleasing people.<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>Have a great Thursday, and in the words of <strong>Tupac Shakur<\/strong> (who was shot on this date in 1996):<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8220;Watch for phonies, keep your enemies close, watch your homies.&#8221;<\/span>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s show is brought to you by the letters\u00a0\u2018H\u2019 and the letter &#8216;T&#8217;&#8230; because we learned today that Devonshire Mall will be getting a Hot Topic!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never heard of this place but Tori is excited, they say they&#8217;re a chain that&#8217;s\u00a0\u00a0&#8216;aimed towards those interested in rock music and video games&#8217;.\u00a0 Well, I&#8217;m sold. 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