{"id":14595,"date":"2023-09-11T09:28:22","date_gmt":"2023-09-11T13:28:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/?p=14595"},"modified":"2023-09-11T16:42:37","modified_gmt":"2023-09-11T20:42:37","slug":"jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-11-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/blogs\/mornings\/2023\/09\/jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-11-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Jay &amp; Tori&#8217;s BANNED Facebook Posts &#8211; Sept 11, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First of all, <strong>Happy Birthday Tori<\/strong>!\u00a0 As is tradition Tori will be celebrating her birthday <em>week<\/em>, an epic event rivalled only by the <strong>Beyonc\u00e9 Birthday Spectacle<\/strong> we were all subjected to last week.\u00a0 Happy birthday <em>Teyonc\u00e9<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Not to steal all of Tori&#8217;s thunder but today happens to be a historically important day for anyone who&#8217;s the parent of a 3, 4, or 5 year old&#8230; it&#8217;s the <strong>first day of kindergarten<\/strong>!!\u00a0 My youngest starts this morning which means I&#8217;ll be walking into an empty house after work for the first time in over 6 years.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not crying, you&#8217;re crying.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and speaking of school I just wanted to share this monstrosity my OLDEST created in Grade 1.\u00a0 You be the judge, is it a duck or your worst nightmare?\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure if we should be calling it a <strong>Duckicorn, Dorse<\/strong> or <strong>Quackasus.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"695\" height=\"832\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-14596\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/688ad791-horse-duck-695x832.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/688ad791-horse-duck-695x832.jpg 695w, https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/688ad791-horse-duck-768x919.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And of course it wouldn&#8217;t be right to not take a moment to reflect on 9\/11.\u00a0 If you get a chance to view <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CxQx5TM71bM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Queen Latifa&#8217;s anthem<\/a> from last night&#8217;s Giants\/Cowboys game.\u00a0 (and as if if wasn&#8217;t a somber enough day for the city of NY, the Giants got kicked 40-0.\u00a0 Not all that important in the scheme of things but wow.\u00a0 That is a bad football team)<\/p>\n<p>Have a great Monday.\u00a0 I&#8217;m going to go and count down the minutes until 3:25pm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"First of all, Happy Birthday Tori!\u00a0 As is tradition Tori will be celebrating her birthday week, an epic event rivalled only by the Beyonc\u00e9 Birthday Spectacle we were all subjected to last week.\u00a0 Happy birthday Teyonc\u00e9. Not to steal all of Tori&#8217;s thunder but today happens to be a historically important day for anyone who&#8217;s","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":14597,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mornings"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-21 22:17:12","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/mix967.ca\/blogs\/mornings\/2023\/09\/jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-11-2023\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/53"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14595"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14626,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14595\/revisions\/14626"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}