{"id":14790,"date":"2023-09-22T08:42:08","date_gmt":"2023-09-22T12:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/?p=14790"},"modified":"2023-09-22T10:22:37","modified_gmt":"2023-09-22T14:22:37","slug":"jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-22-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/uncategorized\/2023\/09\/jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-22-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Jay &amp; Tori&#8217;s BANNED Facebook Posts &#8211; Sept 22, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today we&#8217;re looking for <strong>TOFU<\/strong> tips.\u00a0 The reason?\u00a0 I&#8217;m 96.7% sure I&#8217;m a vegetarian now.\u00a0 I just made the decision this week after reading the book <em>Eating Animals<\/em> by <strong>Jonathan Safron Foer<\/strong>.\u00a0 To all my carnivores, ranchers, and Meat Math enthusiasts don&#8217;t worry&#8230; I promise I&#8217;m not going to be all preachy.\u00a0 Eat a burger.\u00a0 Eat two!!\u00a0 But I&#8217;m out.\u00a0 (*look for a follow up entry in two weeks entitled <em>&#8216;Why I love meat again&#8217;<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"695\" height=\"449\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-14794\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/0a2ab057-tofu13-695x449.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/0a2ab057-tofu13-695x449.jpg 695w, https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/0a2ab057-tofu13-768x497.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/0a2ab057-tofu13.jpg 826w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><br \/>\nAnyway, here are a few tips for un-terrible tofu:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"687\" height=\"569\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14791\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/tofu.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And talk about some happy <strong>Friends With Benefits<\/strong> winner!\u00a0 <strong>Bianca<\/strong> just had the nicest things to say about her pal Schantal<strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"soundcloud-shortcode embed-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"soundcloud-shortcode\" width=\"100%\" height=\"166\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/blackburn-radio-windsor\/friends-with-benefits-winners-4-bianca-and-chantel?si=20dc2c91bd5c4088aa3c0e97fda83af3&amp;utm_source=clipboard&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing&color=ff5500&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>One more chance to win next week!! Enter <a href=\"https:\/\/mix967.ca\/contests\/2023\/08\/friends-with-benefits-2023\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now you can blow all your money on fake belly buttons!\u00a0 (apparently they&#8217;re all the rage.\u00a0 For the bargain price of $8.94 you too can have a weird, fake belly button that will make your legs look longer.)<\/p>\n<p>Hey, if you win Friend with Benefits you can buy like 100 of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.walmart.com\/ip\/BeforeyaynSimulation-Of-Disposable-Fake-Belly-Button-Stickers-To-Take-Pictures-Show-High-Gods\/1736802226?wmlspartner=wlpa&amp;selectedSellerId=101229668&amp;adid=222222222271736802226_101229668_155757791447_18635027512&amp;wl0&amp;wl1=g&amp;wl2=c&amp;wl3=668354933994&amp;wl4=pla-2173600286129&amp;wl5=9031040&amp;wl6&amp;wl7&amp;wl8&amp;wl9=pla&amp;wl10=653574942&amp;wl11=online&amp;wl12=1736802226_101229668&amp;veh=sem\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">these things<\/a>! (*please don&#8217;t)<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"695\" height=\"473\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-14798\" src=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/bb-695x473.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/bb-695x473.jpg 695w, https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/bb-768x523.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storage.briwebapp.net\/2023\/09\/bb.jpg 1234w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Enjoy your last day of <strong>Hot Dad Summer<\/strong>!\u00a0 We can&#8217;t wait to find out what nonsense fall will bring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Today we&#8217;re looking for TOFU tips.\u00a0 The reason?\u00a0 I&#8217;m 96.7% sure I&#8217;m a vegetarian now.\u00a0 I just made the decision this week after reading the book Eating Animals by Jonathan Safron Foer.\u00a0 To all my carnivores, ranchers, and Meat Math enthusiasts don&#8217;t worry&#8230; I promise I&#8217;m not going to be all preachy.\u00a0 Eat a burger.\u00a0","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":14793,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mornings","category-uncategorized"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-30 15:27:48","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/mix967.ca\/uncategorized\/2023\/09\/jay-toris-banned-facebook-posts-sept-22-2023\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/53"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14790"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14802,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14790\/revisions\/14802"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/chyrfm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}