March 2, 2020

March 2nd is the 62nd day of the year. There are 304 days remaining until the end of the year.

The Chatham-Kent Film Group‘s monthly movie screening will be tonight at Chatham Galaxy Cinemas. Two showings at 4 and 7.

The December movie is Where’d You Go, Bernadette?.

Tickets are available for $10 prior to each screening. Screenings begin promptly at 4 & 7 – please arrive early.

Season pass holders must arrive at least 15 minutes early in order to claim their seat.

Chatham-Kent Mayor Darrin Canniff declared a state of emergency for Erie Shore Drive and low lying areas on part of Erieau Road late Friday afternoon, due to the possible failure of a section of the Erie Shore Drive dike.

There will be a report presented to Council tonight at 6 at the Civic Centre. Tomorrow at the Erieau Fire Station, two public meetings will be held 2-3:30 and 5-6:30.

Volunteers are needed to help residents with packing, transporting, and storing belongings. Volunteers are also needed to fill sandbags at McGeachy’s Pond. However, people will need to bring their own shovels.

Those who are interested in helping are asked to contact the municipality 519-360-1998.

March Break is just a few weeks away and Cineplex is offering some Family Favourites over the break for just $2.99.

The screenings will happen March 16-20th, get there early as we’re sure they’ll be busy.

Arctic Dogs, Missing Link, The Addams Family, Ready Race Rescue and Mighty Pups will all be priced for families at Chatham Galaxy Cinemas.

The 25foot mustachioed Gibraltar Trade Center man is for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

Signage from the Gibraltar Trade Center, a tall, dark and handsomely dressed man in a bowler hat, was listed for $1,200 on Friday. It was sold over the weekend.

It comes as Gibraltar Rug & Furniture Outlet cleared out three properties, the Trade Center closed in 2017.

There’s a new product that you slip between your butt cheeks to absorb the smell of your flatulence. It’s from a company called Shreddies.

   Shreddies make, “flatulence filtering underwear.” They use a carbon lining to make other products too, like jeans and pajamas, and it absorbs the smell of your gas and keeps it from stinking up a room.

But what happens if you want to wear some other underwear or pants but you still want to keep your flatulence from causing a scene?

Well, they just released a new product called the Carbonana. That’s a mix of the words “carbon” and “banana” and it’s pretty fitting.

Because the Carbonana looks just like a banana and you slide it into your underwear between your butt cheeks. Then it eats the smell of any gas you pass. And if you’re curious, it’s covered in a washable fabric.

You can buy one for $25 plus $7 for shipping on the Shreddies website.

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This post was written by Chris McLeod