Things Jen Found On The Internet – December 23, 2019

Some Things You’ll Probably Forget, It’s Things Jen Found On The Internet

Netflix just released its limited documentary series about convicted Canadian killer Luka Magnotta, and it’s creating a lot of buzz in Toronto — some of it for a very unexpected reason.

Though viewers agree that the subject matter of “Don’t F*ck With Cats” is absolutely disturbing, they are noticing that John Green, a figure in the doc and one of the members of the public who helped track Magnotta down, has a very peculiar way of pronouncing Etobicoke.

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Stealing toys intended as charity donations is an interesting way to end up on Santa’s naughty list … unless you’re an extremely lovable golden retriever named Ben Franklin.

A police department in Franklin, Massachusetts recently caught Ben Franklin, their therapy dog, trotting off with a baby doll in a carrier that he had swiped from a nearby classroom. It was part of a large haul of toys collected for a local charity.

An officer managed to capture the toynapping on video, which the police department shared on Facebook, so you can decide for yourself whether Ben still deserves to be known as a very good boy. In the video, he walks down the hall, looks back—presumably to see if he’s being pursued by law enforcement—then curls up beneath a desk with his treasure. There’s a stuffed animal under there, too.

“I’ve got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about them”

Happy Festivus!

A secular holiday celebrated on Dec 23 as an alternative to Christmas to commemorate the season without participating in its pressures & commercialism. Festivus became part of worldwide popular culture after being featured on an episode of “Seinfeld” in 1997.

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This post was written by Jen Marsh