{"id":12557,"date":"2021-05-11T09:04:13","date_gmt":"2021-05-11T13:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/uncategorized\/2021\/05\/my-wife-said-she-hit-me-with-one-of-these-yesterday-by-accident\/"},"modified":"2021-05-11T09:04:13","modified_gmt":"2021-05-11T13:04:13","slug":"my-wife-said-she-hit-me-with-one-of-these-yesterday-by-accident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/blogs\/mornings\/2021\/05\/my-wife-said-she-hit-me-with-one-of-these-yesterday-by-accident\/","title":{"rendered":"My Wife Said She Hit Me With One Of These Yesterday&#8230;by Accident!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was BEHIND her when she went to skip a stone&#8230;and she knee capped me!<\/p>\n<p>She may have done it on purpose as I ate the last of the fried chicken that she was saving for herself&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know&#8230;I&#8217;ll let you know what comes from the police investigation \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Till then&#8230;there is this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>~Tymo<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"900\" height=\"506\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kLABZt-10VI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I was BEHIND her when she went to skip a stone&#8230;and she knee capped me! She may have done it on purpose as I ate the last of the fried chicken that she was saving for herself&#8230; I don&#8217;t know&#8230;I&#8217;ll let you know what comes from the police investigation \ud83d\ude42 Till then&#8230;there is this&#8230; ~Tymo","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":12558,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mornings"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-18 18:33:22","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/chatham.coolradio.ca\/blogs\/mornings\/2021\/05\/my-wife-said-she-hit-me-with-one-of-these-yesterday-by-accident\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12557\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}