{"id":1568,"date":"2019-01-21T10:29:25","date_gmt":"2019-01-21T15:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/uncategorized\/2019\/01\/you-only-need-2-out-of-3-right-here\/"},"modified":"2019-02-11T10:38:46","modified_gmt":"2019-02-11T15:38:46","slug":"you-only-need-2-out-of-3-right-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/blogs\/the-game\/2019\/01\/you-only-need-2-out-of-3-right-here\/","title":{"rendered":"You Only Need 2 Out Of 3 Right Here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the topic is OTHER January holidays.\u00a0 You have to guess if these ridiculous holidays are real, or if I made them up . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong>\u00a0 International Sweatpants Day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yes:<\/strong>\u00a0 TODAY\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/international-sweatpants-day\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">is<\/a>\u00a0International Sweatpants Day.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all about being lazy and not giving a crap . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong>\u00a0 National Lie to Your Parents Day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>B.S.<\/strong>\u00a0 We made that one up . . . and it&#8217;s not really necessary, since a large percentage of us do it multiple times a month anyway.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong>\u00a0 Z Day, honoring people whose names begin with the letter &#8220;Z.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yes:<\/strong>\u00a0 It was January 1st.\u00a0 Your friends Zoey and Zach are still furious you missed it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong>\u00a0 Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yes:<\/strong>\u00a0 Real holiday.\u00a0 Some idiot who ISN&#8217;T us came up with it.\u00a0 It was on January 11th.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong>\u00a0 National Hold It Day, where you have to save water by not using the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p><strong>B.S.<\/strong>\u00a0 We made that one up.\u00a0 But someone should lobby for it to be on September 28th . . . a.k.a., National Drink Beer Day.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The more you know right?<\/p>\n<p>~Tymo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"So the topic is OTHER January holidays.\u00a0 You have to guess if these ridiculous holidays are real, or if I made them up . . . 1.\u00a0 International Sweatpants Day. Yes:\u00a0 TODAY\u00a0is\u00a0International Sweatpants Day.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all about being lazy and not giving a crap . . . 2.\u00a0 National Lie to Your Parents Day. B.S.\u00a0","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":1569,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-game"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-17 15:49:31","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/chatham.coolradio.ca\/blogs\/the-game\/2019\/01\/you-only-need-2-out-of-3-right-here\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1568"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1797,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions\/1797"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}