{"id":5565,"date":"2019-08-23T10:38:45","date_gmt":"2019-08-23T14:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/uncategorized\/2019\/08\/need-a-go-to-joke-here-ya-go\/"},"modified":"2019-08-23T10:38:45","modified_gmt":"2019-08-23T14:38:45","slug":"need-a-go-to-joke-here-ya-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/blogs\/mornings\/2019\/08\/need-a-go-to-joke-here-ya-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Need A Go To Joke? Here Ya Go&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The set up&#8230;THIS is a true story too.<br \/>\nA barber has his front door open to let the heat out&#8230;rural area&#8230;and he saw a bear walking down the street&#8230;he tried to get the door closed BEFORE the bear got in but he didn&#8217;t. This bear goes in and rips apart his shop&#8230;drops a deuce&#8230;then leaves. The name of his barber shop by the way is Lions Den.<br \/>\nSo? Let&#8217;s hear what ya got&#8230;full on joke&#8230;or a punch line to&#8230;A bear walks into a barber shop and ____<\/p>\n<p>Click <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/blackburn-radio-windsor\/make-up-bear-joke-call-i\">HERE<\/a> for round I&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Click <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/blackburn-radio-windsor\/make-up-bear-joke-call-ii\">HERE<\/a> for round II<br \/>\n~Tymo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"The set up&#8230;THIS is a true story too. A barber has his front door open to let the heat out&#8230;rural area&#8230;and he saw a bear walking down the street&#8230;he tried to get the door closed BEFORE the bear got in but he didn&#8217;t. This bear goes in and rips apart his shop&#8230;drops a deuce&#8230;then leaves.","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":5566,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"featured_img_display":"Yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-mornings"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-05-06 07:02:27","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"react_link":"https:\/\/chatham.coolradio.ca\/blogs\/mornings\/2019\/08\/need-a-go-to-joke-here-ya-go\/","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5565\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briwebapp.net\/ckuec\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}