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September 19, 2019 9:35 am Published by

Felicity Huffman will spend two weeks behind bars in federal prison next month, but the facility she will be locked up in has some of the cushiest amenities the system has to offer. The ‘commissary list’ at FCI Dublin in California includes items like french vanilla cappuccino and bottled water. Also available are bodywash, St. Ives lotion, Oil of Olay, apricot scrub, cocoa butter cream, and even sun tan lotion. Oh, and there are cosmetics like eye liner, mascara, lipstick, bronzer and even eye lash curlers. Inmates get to watch movies on weekdays, play board games and can join fitness activities. Huffman will be assigned to the “special housing unit” which is designed to house high profile inmates like her, and others at risk to be harmed.

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A group of thieves stole a solid gold toilet that was on display at Winston Churchill’s childhood home in London on Saturday.  It’s worth over $1 million, and last we heard, they still hadn’t found it.  But police arrested one guy in connection with the theft.  And they said he’d “come clean” to them about what happened.

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ENTERTAINMENT

Simon Cowell says his “one wish” is to work with Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul on another show.  He didn’t say what it would be, but he said he’s proud of the legacy they built on “American Idol”.  (From “The Kelly Clarkson Show” on Wednesday, September 18, 2019)

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It’s been more than 20 years since actor and comedy icon Phil Hartman, best known for his roles on “The Simpsons” and “NewsRadio”, and his impersonation of Bill Clinton on “Saturday Night Live”, was murdered by his wife, Brynn. Now, ABC News is taking a look at the life, legacy, and tragic death of the actor with the two-hour special. “The Last Days of Phil Hartman” will air TONIGHT on ABC.

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TODAY IS……………….

  • “Talk Like a Pirate Day”.

1994 [25] “ER” premieres on NBC, created by Michael Crichton, starring George Clooney, Anthony Edwards and Noah Wyle

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COUNTRY MUSIC NOTE

 

[55] Trisha Yearwood, country singer

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RANDOM REPORT

  1.  A study using MRI scans showed that the brains of people who exercise moderately look 10 years younger than those who don’t.

 

  1. Louis Armstrongis the oldest person to have a number one single.  He was almost 63 when “Hello, Dolly!” hit number one on the Billboard chart in May of 1964.

 

  1. Skype’s name is a shortened version of its original name, “Sky Peer-to-Peer.”  The people who created it originally wanted to shorten it to “Skyper,” but that domain name was taken.

 

  1. A report found that the free weights at the gym have 362 times more bacteria than a toilet seat.

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GOOD NEWS

There’s a guy in Bend, Oregon named Stu MacDonald who’s battled cancer TWICE.  And both times, he beat it.  Apparently he’s in remission now, and everything’s good.

 

But things got REALLY good about a week ago . . . because he just hit the lottery for $4.6 MILLION.

 

He and his wife have a tradition.  Every time he goes to buy a ticket, she jokingly orders him to go get “the WINNING ticket.”  But she forgot this time, and he won anyway.

 

They decided to take the lump sum of $2.3 million.  So after taxes, they took home just under $1.6 million.

 

Stu says that after two cancer scares and now this, he knows he’s a “very lucky guy.”

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BIRTHDAYS

[71] Jeremy Irons, actor

 

[55] Trisha Yearwood, country singer

 

[45] Jimmy Fallon

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SPEED READING:
If you’re anything like me, every time you hear of a great new book, you rush out and buy it, but you never seem to get a chance to actually sit down and read it.

 

That’s probably why someone came up with this awesome-sounding new app. The 12min app’s objective is to condense the most important ideas from top nonfiction books into comprehensive, twelve-minute “micro books”.

 

And if you get the app, every month, you’ll get access to 30 new titles that you can read anywhere, at any time…internet connection or not. And if you don’t feel like reading for even 12 minutes, you can listen to it in audio form.

 

A lifetime subscription is available right now for a special price of $39.

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We’re Less Patient Than Ever . . .

This is about 0% surprising.  According to a new survey, we’ve got LESS PATIENCE today than ever before.  And three-quarters of people think it’s because modern technology has ruined our ability to wait for ANYTHING.

Here’s how long it takes before we start losing our patience in different scenarios . . .

 

  1. Waiting for a website to load . . . 16 seconds until we start to lose it.

 

  1. Waiting for a movie or TV to start streaming . . . 22 seconds.

 

  1. Waiting for a traffic light to change . . . 25 seconds.

 

  1. Waiting for a line to start moving . . . 30 seconds.

 

  1. Waiting to get a drink at a bar . . . seven minutes.

 

  1. Waiting for a completely dead phone to turn on once you plug it in . . . 11 minutes.

 

  1. Waiting for our luggage to show up after a flight . . . 13 minutes.

 

  1. Waiting for food to arrive at a restaurant . . . 14 minutes.

 

  1. Waiting for someone to respond to an important email . . . 90 minutes.

 

  1. Waiting for a refund for something we returned online . . . four days.

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THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 19TH                                             

 

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS

[71] Jeremy Irons, actor

[55] Trisha Yearwood, country singer

[45] Jimmy Fallon

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  1. MLB

Toronto                11           Baltimore            10

Cleveland            2              Detroit                  1

 

  1. “The Last Days of Phil Hartman” (ABC): The life and tragic death of the actor who was killed by his wife, Brynn Hartman; an exclusive interview with her brother, Gregory Omdahl, Hartman family home videos and a never-before-seen interview with Phil.
  2. Alexa has an important announcement . . .

    And now, a friendly reminder for a historical moment.  Today at 9:19 and 19 seconds . . . it will be nine nineteen nineteen at nine nineteen nineteen.  And a person born at 9:19 on this date in 2000 . . . is turning 19 on 9-19-19.

 

  1. The 2022 Olympic mascot, the new “Bachelor,” and the KFC’s new GLAZED DONUT chicken sandwich.  (From Kimmel, Fallon, and David Spade on Wednesday, September 18, 2019)

 

 

Jason Aldean — stunned several truck drivers and line-haul partners with Amazon Music, by performing at a surprise Amazon-hosted concert in Nashville. During the show, set up in a truck stop, Aldean pointed out that “It’s Trucker’s Appreciation Week, and my grandfather was a truck driver.”

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BLAKE SHELTON: ‘IT SUCKS NOT HAVING ADAM LEVINE ON THE VOICE’

Season 17 of The Voice debuts on Monday (September 23rd) minus longtime coach Adam Levine, and his good friend and fellow coach Blake Shelton is a little nervous about that. [“I gotta say that it worries me not having Adam there. It’s because he’s just been there from the beginning and it would freak me out if Carson (Daly) left, you know? We were the three that have been there all along and it’s just odd, to be honest with you. The one thing that makes it better and okay is that they brought Gwen (Stefani) in, you know, and it’s not just because Gwen and I’s relationship. It’s because she’s a veteran of that show also and she’s familiar with it and gets it, and that made me feel better, you know)

The Voice airs on Monday and Tuesday (September 24th) on NBC at 8 p.m. ET. In addition to Blake and Gwen, Kelly Clarkson and John Legend will be seated in those giant red chairs this fall.

 

 

GARTH BROOKS NEYLAND STADIUM TICKETS ON SALE (AGAIN) TODAY

Ticket sales for the final 2019 stop on Garth Brooks‘ Stadium Tour stop at Neyland Stadium at the University of Tennessee in Knoxville  resumes today (Thursday, September 19th) at 10 a.m. ET. They were initially halted last week after the system effectively froze in the face of volume and demand.

Garth explains: [“It’s just (that) the place is so huge! It’s pretty cool. But what happened was . . . just started opening up seats. They just all started selling really fast. And I sat in on this one because this was the largest one on this tour prob’ly. They put the controls in my hands – that was the problem right there. It kinda overwhelmed me, and all of a sudden everything just froze.”]

All tickets that were sold last Friday (September 13th) via Ticketmaster are good and will be honored at the November 16th concert, as will those that will be made available this today.

Today also happens to be a special day in the Yearwood-Brooks household — it’s Trisha‘s birthday! Garth said, “We’re going to start celebrating this week, and I think we’ll finish right before Christmas.”

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MIRANDA LAMBERT ALBUM TRACK FEATURES MAREN MORRIS, ELLE KING, ASHLEY McBRYDE

Miranda Lambert has released a special version of “Fooled Around and Fell in Love” featuring Maren Morris, Elle King, Ashley McBryde, Tenille Townes, and Caylee Hammack, all of whom will open for Miranda on select dates on her new Roadside Bars & Pink Guitars Tour.

Miranda said, “The girls on the Roadside Bars and Pink Guitars Tour can sing their asses off. There’s something crazy about seeing these artists with a new fire in their eyes. It reignites your own flame. I’m so excited to watch them every night on tour.”

The Roadside Bars & Pink Guitars Tour kicked of over the weekend with a two-night stand at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, CT.

Miranda’s new studio album, called Wildcard, will be released on November 1st.

FAST FACTS

Miranda keeps climbing the charts with “It All Comes Out In The Wash.”

It’s the debut single from Wildcard.

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This post was written by Dave Palmer