The BACHELORESSEX Episode 2… Meet Rocky
February 22, 2022 6:29 am
With a first impression rose on the line, our Bachelors wasted no time displaying many of Essex County’s strangest mating rituals. A record 23 of the 30 men managed to shed a tear during their first introduction. Listen here:
The emotional wrecks included Abe, who lost his arm in a tragic shawarma-slicing accident. D’Angelo, who carries around his dead fiancé’s ashes in a shaker of parmesan. And Rocky, who is still recovering from the failure of his protein bar business.
But it was Leonardo, who’s first impression was the most unforgettable. His five-story mural is currently causing traffic delays on Wyandotte Street West.
More action coming next week…. on The Bacheloressex!!
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This post was written by Jay Marchillo