Jay & Tori’s BANNED Facebook Posts – August 21st, 2023

First of all, we want to congratulate Laurie, who’s taking her mom to see Dirty Dancing Live!  Would you have known the answer to this one?

“Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn’t have given you maracas if he didn’t want you to_____”

We also want to send our condolences to Peppa Pig.  More accurately, this Peppa Pig Piñata  (*or Pigñata if you prefer).

The kids at my daughter’s 4th birthday party chose their love of candy over their allegiance to Peppa and beat the living hell out of this thing.  One girl even took the head home as a trophy.  It got a little Lord of the Flies, except in this version the parents were cheering on the chaos.  Bottom line… … next year get TWO pigñatas because the parents were a little jealous.  Here’s the before and after. WARNING:  graphic photos ahead.

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Tori wants you to join her MASSIVE WATER BOTTLE CLUB.  My wife is already a member.  Do you carry a comically oversized water bottle around with you?  You’re in the club.  Tentative names include:  Hydrated Honeys, Gallon Gals, and Bottle Babes.

And finally, you tell us which is the worst.  Let’s say you’ve got a magic wand and you can rid your world of MOSQUITOS or WASPS for the rest of summer.  Which of these is gone.

Have a good one!

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This post was written by Jay Marchillo