Jay & Tori’s BANNED Facebook Posts – Sept 6, 2023

Happy SECOND day of school!  Today’s show is brought to you by the letter A (as in ‘Mom, we have to go to school AGAIN today?) and the number 24 because Tori tells me it was 24 years got that this show premiered.  I have no clue what this is but she says it was big:

We also found this:  someone broke down all of the differences between the Beyoncé’s Renaissance and Taylor’s Eras world tours.  Here are a few:

  Average Show Runtime:
Renaissance:  2 hours and 29 minutes
Eras:  3 hours and 23 minutes

 Costume Changes Per Show:
Renaissance:  9
Eras:  16 

  Number of Backup Dancers:
Renaissance:  23
Eras:  16

   Number of Surprise Guests:
Renaissance:  15
Eras:  5

  Number of Mishaps So Far:
Renaissance:  1 . . . including a malfunctioning giant flying horse.
Eras:  7 . . . like when Taylor swallowed a bug in Chicago.

  Number of Tori sightings:
Renaissance:  1
Eras:  0

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We’re also asking this:  If you have a bunch of sadistic friends (like I do) who offer you $1000 to not watch any football this season, could you do it?  (*keeping in mind, there’s a 70% chance these dufus’s wouldn’t pay so I’m taking this offer with a grain of salt)

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(Oh, and the picture waaaaay above is what the side of my daughter’s bed looks like.  I like that she gave us equal billing with her Pooping Puppies sticker, big honour.)

Have a great Wednesday!  You’ve got this.

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This post was written by Jay Marchillo