Jay & Tori – Your Favourite ‘Bad’ Smells

People on social media are talking about “disgusting smells” that they actually ENJOY.  Here are some good ones:

1.  The smell of a mechanics shop, or an auto parts store.
2.  The smell when you first turn on the heat in the winter, which is probably just burning dust.
3.  Farm animals.
4.  Old libraries.
5.  A just-blown-out match.
6.  Gasoline.
7.  Your own underarms, or body odor.  Or your partner’s.
8.  Fish food flakes.
9.  Nail polish, or nail polish remover.
10.  Chlorine in a swimming pool.
11.  A freshly lit firecracker on the Fourth of July.
12.  Tennis balls.
13.  The notorious durian fruit.
14.  Permanent markers.
15.  The hallways of hotels.
16.  Pungent cheeses.
17.  “I love the smell of the fresh plastic in the morning . . . like cheap inflatable pool toys.”
18. “My dog’s food smells good, but tastes bad.”  (???)
19.  That smell from stretched ears or a nose piercing when you turn your hoop around.”
20.  Someone said, “My dog . . . who smells like he works double overtime at the Frito factory.”

*locally we’re adding:

1. Our local shawarma shop
2. The skunky greenhouse smell in the county
3. The smell of the sculpture park in the morning

Categorised in: Mornings

This post was written by Jay Marchillo